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Another brainless day in paradise
Nope its no good. I have my gormless head on again today. Here is my morning so far.
Episode 1 in the gormlessness drama
1. Came out of house this morning with a carrier bag full of rubbish and a carrier bag contained my lunch.
2. Put said lunch into bin and set of to work with carrier back full of rubbish
Episode 2 in the gormlessness drama
I have been doing a job at work which involves looking threw some old data (in excel spreadsheets) and adding this data to the new spreadsheet. Sound simple? It is. This is how the job should of gone.
1. Get project number from spreadsheet 1
2. Look in directory on computer for that project file
3. Open file and copy information
4. Paste information in new spreadsheet
This is how it actually went.
1. Get project number from spreadsheet 1
2. Open required directory on computer
3. Now what was that project number again?
4. Look in directory on computer for that project file
5. Double check from original spreadsheet that I got the right project number
6. Back to the directory - now were was that project file again? - oh there it is
7. Open file and look for information - what information was I looking for again? - oh yes.....
8. Find and copy information
9. Go to new spreadsheet - it was the new spreadsheet and not the main one wasn't it? oh right. yes it was
10. Now what was I doing with with information again? Oh yes I was pasting it in here
Wouldn't of been so bad if my boss wasn't sat next to me with the look on her face. The look that say my god she hasn't got a brain cell to rub together and why does it take her so long.
Episode 3 in the gormlessness drama
Stood by coffee machine at work waiting for this guy to get his 10 cups of coffee when I just want one (that is another rant). He turns round and has conversation with me. I did not understand a single word of what he said though I'm sure he is english. So after 10 times of asking him to repeat himself I gave up and decided to go get a coffee later.
The day can only get better I hope
Episode 1 in the gormlessness drama
1. Came out of house this morning with a carrier bag full of rubbish and a carrier bag contained my lunch.
2. Put said lunch into bin and set of to work with carrier back full of rubbish
Episode 2 in the gormlessness drama
I have been doing a job at work which involves looking threw some old data (in excel spreadsheets) and adding this data to the new spreadsheet. Sound simple? It is. This is how the job should of gone.
1. Get project number from spreadsheet 1
2. Look in directory on computer for that project file
3. Open file and copy information
4. Paste information in new spreadsheet
This is how it actually went.
1. Get project number from spreadsheet 1
2. Open required directory on computer
3. Now what was that project number again?
4. Look in directory on computer for that project file
5. Double check from original spreadsheet that I got the right project number
6. Back to the directory - now were was that project file again? - oh there it is
7. Open file and look for information - what information was I looking for again? - oh yes.....
8. Find and copy information
9. Go to new spreadsheet - it was the new spreadsheet and not the main one wasn't it? oh right. yes it was
10. Now what was I doing with with information again? Oh yes I was pasting it in here
Wouldn't of been so bad if my boss wasn't sat next to me with the look on her face. The look that say my god she hasn't got a brain cell to rub together and why does it take her so long.
Episode 3 in the gormlessness drama
Stood by coffee machine at work waiting for this guy to get his 10 cups of coffee when I just want one (that is another rant). He turns round and has conversation with me. I did not understand a single word of what he said though I'm sure he is english. So after 10 times of asking him to repeat himself I gave up and decided to go get a coffee later.
The day can only get better I hope
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